








During the month of September, I had the most inspired idea, why not do a themed gaming month? It's not like I don't already do this with October with Spooptober, and November with Nintember That would mean that a straight quarter of the year would be preoccupied with a certain subset of games. I suppose, the benefit of Nintember is that I play Nintendo developed games, which come in a variety of genres. Anyway, what was the plan for September? Well, it was to play Shoot-Em-Ups, or SHMUPs for short. It's one of those on paper good ideas, until I remember that SHMUPs are not a bread-and- butter gaming genre for me. Perhaps if this was Platformarch (Hey, that's an idea) or some other genre of games this task would not be as daunting as it was. Regardless, I decided to look around the vicinity of the beast, finding weird or interesting SHMUPs to play for a month. I am still testing the waters and whilst I could have played infamous games, like Ikaruga Gradius III or DoDonPachi I did still want to have my nerves, sanity and my Steam Deck intact for at least couple more years

So, something I should probably do, because in some sense it would be healthy of me to explain myself, more to myself than anyone else. Introspective insight is good for you, allows you to reflect on your thoughts, actions, etc. With this in mind, I figured it would be good to get into the weeds over why I engage with RetroAchievements. For those who follow me on the Fediverse, it has been a core part of what I talk about and share online. Perhaps to people’s chagrin. Typically this is done within the context of, doing what a follower suggested I call, Ishambard Presents. The idea of presents was to just give a short post (1,000 character) mini unload of things I have finished playing, something of a precursor to a full-on Nest post, but that hasn't quite happened as planned... Though I am thinking about posting about the on-going journey and not just the destination. Jury is still out on that one. So, to elaborate, let’s start with what RetroAchievements are because as much as I talk about it, I appreciate that not everyone is going to have knowledge about it. Truth be told, I only discovered it about two years ago (May 2024) when I was kitting out my Steam Deck with emulators.
The below snippet is taken from RetroAchievements Manifesto:
The achievements are made by and for the community through teams of volunteer developers. These achievements, similar to the achievements you find in modern games on the Playstation, Xbox, and PC platforms like Steam, range from simple game progression such as beating the first boss of a game, unearthing the secrets of the game like finding an unlockable character or bonus, to custom made challenges such as speed-running stages, beating a stage or boss under certain conditions/limitations. But, these achievements are being made for the older generations of console, for games that were made before the notion of loggable achievements. Games like Super Mario Bros. Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, etc, are slowly having achievements developed and released to a community of gamers who have come to enjoy retro gaming combined with the rush of obtaining achievements and get recognition for it. Consoles that are included in the community aren’t just from the big three (Nintendo, Sony, Sega), but include older systems like the Atari 2600 and Amstrad CPC, to more obtuse things (For me anyway) such as the PC-FX and TurboGrafx. This year (2026) there was a large community drive to roll-out achievements for the Nintendo Wii, and achievements aren’t just being made for major releases, obscure, obtuse, games are also slowly getting added to the massive library of games that have had achievements made for them.
I don’t fully understand how all this works, it is absolute black magic, involving having emulators connect to the RetroAchievements servers and tracking progress of achievements live. This does mean to engage with this, you do need to have your device connected online, which means achieving on the go, for me at least, has required me to use my phone as a mobile hotspot. Theoretically, I could just use my phone to play the games, but I have never found phone gaming to be particularly intuitive, even with a Bluetooth controller. So, typically, it is something I do at home. There are also two different modes of unlocking achievements, called Hardcore and Softcore. Hardcore is theoretically akin to playing the game on official hardware, so certain features such as save states, cheats, slow down, are inaccessible during that play session, even in-game cheats are disabled as well, to maintain the intent of the challenge. Fast forward is a feature that is allowed, the reasons are most likely detailed in their FAQ, but outside of using it to reduce grind times in RPGs, fast forward isn’t typically a feature that bestows advantages to typical gameplay. There is also Softcore, which allows the modern-day conveniences of Emulators. Personally, I have been playing everything I do on Hardcore, sometimes against my better judgement, but I will be candid, it is a bit of an ego thing. I personally don’t judge people who play Softcore over Hardcore, it is more a standard I hold myself to. Enjoy games how you want to enjoy them, that’s the most important thing.
There are two completion metrics tied to most games, there is Beaten, which requires you to acquire all “Progression” achievements. These would be the mandatory, bare minimums you need to do to beat the game. So, for example, in a game like Streets of Rage, you would be expected to play and complete all stages to be granted “Beaten” status on the game. And it is in this “Beaten” status that I started to engage with RetroAchievements. There is also the Completed/Mastered metric, this requires you to acquire all the achievements for that game, on Softcore or Hardcore respectively. The added benefit of reaching this status is that you can display all the badges of games you have Completed or Mastered on your profile.
Being a gamer since I was a child, I had the luxury of playing and experiencing a lot of games. There is a number of these games that I never finished. The idea that there existed a website that tracked and logged games that I had beaten appealed to me, it provided evidence that I had accomplished these things. We live in a very performative age, those who engage with social media provide people a window into their lives, and people understood that they could decorate that window however they wanted, presenting the most attractive, most appealing, or most interesting person of themselves with scant evidence. Not everyone does this all the time, but I will admit I am guilty of playing into this game myself. Now, we can argue that me talking about the games I have mastered on RetroAchievements is still playing into that performative social media, and I acknowledge that, in part, some of the reason why I post about it is to show off, to prove that I have done it. I think, part of this comes from when I was younger, and I remember playing GTA San Andreas. Through tenacity and effort, I fully completed the driving, boating and flying schools, obtaining their respective rewards. A friend of mine didn’t believe me, it was a common joke that I was bad at driving and flying in GTA, so clearly, I must have cheated to do that. Admittedly this correlation was only something I made as I was writing this section.
Let’s back it up a bit however, as I feel this could be a ramble and I am not looking to get into today. At a base level, there was something very enjoyable about being able to go through games I had never finished as a kid, finally get the upper hand on them and that accomplishment be logged. Alien 3 for SNES, Driver for PS1, Gremlins 2 for NES, RoboCop vs Terminator for the Sega Genesis. All of these were games I had unfinished business with. Sure, there are sites like HowLongToBeat or apps like FUZE which allow you log, track and rate games you have played. Perhaps my hang-up there was that it was very much marking my own homework, so to speak. I beat the game because I said so, trust me. It’s in part why I had started recording on YouTube, to provide tangible evidence that I had played and completed various games. The other part, which was more important was to be able to share the gaming experience with other people, sharing games I found or ones I enjoyed with a potential audience. I suppose, what is nice, is when I talk about these games whether it be on the Fediverse or when I finally get around to dumping words into the Nest, I am able to do it from an educated and experienced perspective. My feelings and thoughts carry a little more authenticity, perhaps.
So, what had started as a means to go back and deal with the unfinished business of my past developed into something a bit more. Learning that the SNES game Space Megaforce was actually part of a wider series called Aleste encouraged me to check those out. Delighted by the experience, especially with GG Aleste 3. It made me engage with such as things that sometimes made it onto “Weird Game” listicles, such as Dog of Bay or GERMS. In fact, what has become a bit of a past time for me now is to go through the list of games and actively looking for potential hidden gems across the gaming generations. Finding games that catch my eye for one reason or another and playing it to completion so I feel confident in talking about it. There is a phenomenal wealth of games out there, and I would say the majority of them don’t get talked about enough.
Another element of my, quite frankly addiction, to all of this is holding myself to some degree of accountability. I am notorious for buying games in bundles, installing them and playing them for a few hours, enjoying them and... Just... Never picking them up again. I mean, my Let’s Plays were also part of that frame of mind. Start a game and see it through to completion, you owe it to your audience to do so. Easier to do with Retro Games, but I want to talk about my pivot to Retro Games in a different Nest ramble. We’re talking achievements at the moment. Through the site and the achievement tracking, I can physically quantify how many things I have unfinished, and getting even the progression achievements is a good enough carrot on a stick to keep me motivated and focused.
There is perhaps more to dig into, more to divulge on the subject, and I hope this has given anyone who has read this a little more insight into myself as a person. As I said in the opening paragraph, this was more of an exercise to explain to myself, justify my own thoughts and actions. I acknowledge the negative aspects and what people may interpret based on what I share online, a part of it is that self-validating ego trip. I am impressed with what I have done, some achievements that have been made are downright diabolical, and I want others to be impressed by me. Seeing that number of mastered games slowly increase, hitting site milestones. I enjoy that external validation.
I think though, I want to end this on something a little more positive, RetroAchievements has given me an avenue to explore games I would never have known existed, it has also provided new ways to experience or challenge myself on games that I know very well and love. They have allowed me to finally have the motivation to go back to games from my childhood and conquer, what felt were like, insurmountable tasks. It has provided me a degree of focus and has helped me finish things that I have started. My games library across all the platforms I own almost gives me option paralysis, in a similar way that you can go onto Netflix and spent hours scrolling before finally settling on something familiar… Okay that’s more of a self-control issue, I can’t attribute RetroAchievements fully for that, but it does set end-goals for the games I play. Sometimes, admittedly, that end goal is significantly longer than it needs to be for said game, that’s a poor life choice on my part. And ultimately, the thing that gives me the most joy in all this, is that I can take these experiences, turn around and say to you, “There is value in you checking this out”, it doesn’t need to be for the same reasons or under the same conditions that I am doing it. And with any luck, I can get some discourse around it. Discourse around memories of playing it from your youth, or perhaps you picked it up after I showcased it. As I mentioned there is a wealth of games out there, that I think need to be talked about more, so much vision and potential that could inspire someone. RetroAchievements has given me a means to explore this and bring it up from the depths for more people to potentially enjoy. This doesn’t mean I won’t talk, occasionally, about a well-known game as this is about generating discourse about games in general.
I think, looking back at what I have written, provides some context but I do think it scratches the surface of the entire thing. A deep-dive on the subject is not something I can currently articulate on, but I think, in time, and if I make more exploratory posts we can explore the depths a little more. As I said, this was more about helping me understand myself, figuring out what motivates and drives me. And from that, maybe I can actually understand what I want from this entire experience.
Coke fuelled adventure to rescue your teacher!
Before we had Pepsi Man, we had Coca-Cola Kid. Well, I say we did, Coca-Cola Kid was apparently a Japanese mascot for Coca-Cola. I say apparently because I have done a couple of cursory searches and not coming up with as much as I was hoping, just more information and reviews about the game. So perhaps, if he was indeed a mascot, it was an incredibly short-lived thing or just existed for the purpose of advertising via the means of a Game Gear game. But, who is the Coca-Cola Kid? You may find yourself asking, well, it isn’t a reference to the 1985 Australian romantic comedy The Coca-Cola Kid.
Based on “The Americas, Baby” and “The Electrical Experience” by Frank Moorhouse, this Coca-Cola Kid is a marketing executive who is trying to understand why a small Australian town is resisting the urge to consume coke. It turns out they all drink a locally brewed soft drink made by an old man. During the course of the movie, our Coca-Cola Kid, learns the errors of his ways and the part he plays in BIG COLA, and I assume he falls in love with the old man, and gives up his high paying job to live a quaint and quiet life… Hang on, I’ve been watching way too many Hallmark movies with the wife. Though that synopsis sounds exactly like one of the many dozens of films we have watched together. Regardless, I feel I should probably watch this movie at some point, just because it all sounds incredibly silly, and based on that plot, is it supposed to be an advertisement for Coca-Cola or is it a warning about beverage giants? I also must question the Wikipedia entry on this film, as it mentions “Humorous subplots involving the office manager’s violent ex-husband”, hold the god damn phone for one moment. Humourous and violent partners really don’t belong in the same sentence. It was the 1980s… A different time. A time before Pepsi Man.
Let’s fast forward a decade, it is 1994, only five years away now, and we see the release of the Japanese exclusive Sassou Shounen Eiyuuden Coca-Cola Kid. Now, my Japanese is rusty and translating Japanese can be an absolute pain in the butt, admittedly the only word I knew for certain was Shounen being boy. Sassou can be translated as dashing, or gallant, that first meaning will be important down the line. Eiyuuden seems like a truncation of Eiyuudensetsu, for heroic tale. So for a translation of the full title, we could go with “Tale of the young dashing hero”, which was the Google Translate approved version, I’m more partial to something like “Dashing Boy’s Hero Tale”, though I suppose there is no possessive particle being Shounen and Eiyuuden, so that probably wouldn’t work. “Heroic Tale of the Gallant Boy?” I’m getting way too caught up on a comfy translation of what is possibly seen as a subtitle to the game. What can I say, I find language fun!
Anyway, moving past the title, let’s talk about Coca-Cola kid himself, named Koki (Or Cokey in the fan translation). Not sure why they didn’t go with Koka, possibly as that would sound too similar to the product itself and because Koki sounds cuter, more child-like. I promise the language hat is coming off now. Also, going forward we will refer to the character as Cokey to fit with the fan translation. When we see Cokey on the title screen of the game, he flies in on a skateboard, circling a Coca-Cola logo, it was the 90s, of course he is into skateboarding! He appears to be wearing a large white overshirt with a yellow t-shirt underneath, white shoes and a yellow cap, which he wears backwards. This character design really is some kind of condensed concept of what a cool kid would look like in the 90s according to nearly every media source going. I imagine he drops some absolute sick slang and sees himself as pretty rad.
Certified bad-assery aside, we actually have a cutscene before we hit the title screen, which sets the plot in motion for the game. It’s an ordinary day at school, Ms Sakurako, which for some reason I really struggled to read during my Let’s Play of this game, is approached by Mr Iwayama whom I assume is another teacher. However, he throws off his disguise, gets a mohawk and knocks out Ms Sakurako with, what I assume is a gas bomb of sorts. Mr Iwayama proceeds to kidnap Ms Sakurako for reasons, honestly, I have no idea why any of this is happening because at no point are we provided a motive for this. Typically there is more detail in the instruction manual, older games love to have significantly more in-depth story there, for obvious reasons, old games older action games were light on story to use game space for… Well… Action. Anyway, Cokey overhears Ms Sakurako’s scream and embarks on his adventure to rescue her, because this is clearly not a matter for the police, but for a child with a clear coke addiction. Coca-Cola addiction that is, obviously. Is this happening during school, or has school ended for the day? The questions are mounting.
Following that opening, and the title screen we jump straight into the game, Cokey rides onto the screen as the game tells us we are in the Downtown stages and we’re good to go. The game plays like a pretty straightforward platformer, we are trying to get from the left to the right, jumping with one button and attacking with another. In the Downtown area we have kickboxers and robotic birds as our adversaries. Trying to deliver jump kicks to the birds seems to be quite wonky, the game’s hitboxes are a little whimsical at times. So, something I thought as I was playing through the first few stages, the game allows you to pick up lots of momentum and has ramps and different routes through the level. It all feels very much like a Sonic game, and much to my surprise when I looked into this I learnt the game was developed by a company called Aspect. Aspect have a handful of games in their library, two of them are Sonic 2 and Sonic Chaos for Game Gear. I feel this helps contextualise some of the design choices in this game, and this goes beyond the momentum mechanics and alternative routes. The game structure is the same as Gamr Gear Sonic, with 3 stages per world, the 3rd stage being a dedicated boss stage. There is one more thing that convinces me that this game is essentially a Sonic game.
Cokey has a dash attack.
I did say the word “dashing” in the translated title would make sense and come into play! By holding down on the D-Pad, and pressing the jump button, Cokey will power-up like some kind of Dragonball Z character and releasing down will send him shoulder barging his way forward at high speed, hitting enemies, destructible items, and going down slopes keeps the dash active allowing you to move across the stage at quite high speeds. Jumping during a dash will you into a long jump, allowing you to clear large gaps and probably overshoot the platforms you want to land on. This is a common issue I have with games that have speed implemented into it, a lot of the time there is also precise platforming and the two things don’t mesh well, for obvious reasons. Alongside these moves, Cokey has an additional mobility move, and that is wall jumping. Wall jumps are done in the same way as New Super Mario Brothers, there is no timing involving, coming into contact with a wall will have Cokey slide down it slowly and you can jump off whenever you please. With the dash attacks, walls jumps and long jumps in hand, this game does open the opportunity for quite impressive speed runs as you fly across the screen.
So, besides the moves, you also get a few different pickups, two of
which seem to fully disappear from levels by the 3rd
world, a lot happens in the 3rd world, we’ll get to that
after this. A lot of the time, you will find either coins, coke in
two varieties disposable cup and glass bottle (Classy) and additional
one-ups, and some areas can make you pretty flushed with these items.
Along the straightforward route of stage 3-1 you can get 2 one-ups in
a row, and these items respawn when you die, so, that’s an infinite
one-up trick just waiting for you. You can also get large silver coins. Coins are used at the end of the
world, and they can be used at a vending machine to either buy a
continue, buy a health upgrade, or buy an elusive Coke disc, an item
that provides Cokey with not only a projectile attack, but if he
takes damage whilst he has a Coke disc, he doesn’t lose health but
he does lose the disc. It’s… Not very good, truth be told, odds
are when you enter a new world you will probably take damage early on
and lose it and never get a chance to use the power-up. I was able to
find a Coke disc in stage 1-1 in a hidden area, and perhaps there are
more of them throughout the game’s 10 non-boss stages, but I never
found them. The last power-up that needs to be talked about, just
because it is just so bad. Remember that Cokey was is portrayed as a
potential radical, rebellious sort, one that likes to skateboard? The
skateboard appears as a power-up in the game in the first two worlds
and makes you invincible, moves at a moderate speed and accelerates
greatly as it hits slopes. Sounds great, but here is the rub,
colliding with boxes, or other destructible terrain elements will
cause you to lose the skateboard, and a number of times, these
skateboards are placed pretty close to something that will cause you
to immediately dismount it. It all feels like a functionally useless
power-up, even more so when dashing and dash jumping is a much faster
means to get through a level.
Despite being, essentially, an advertising game, Coca-Cola Kid becomes surprisingly light on the marketing. Sure, the first world, Downtown, has you flying by several stores with large Coke banners, but once we get to the Ruins, the third world any and all advertising is gone, it would have been cool to have the level have some run downs remnants of Coca-Cola billboards, maybe some broken vending machines, etc. But, no, heck the Ruins levels also barely have any health pick-ups from what I saw, and there is this one enemy who will be the bane of your existence in these stages. After that, Cokey heads to a Steel Mill, which really gives me Metropolis Zone vibes, before we arrive at our final destination, the Disco. This surely would have been a peak location to have Coca-Cola advertising, y’know, bring it all home, remind people who have been Coca-Cola starved for a whole two worlds to remind them who commissioned this game (I assume they did). There is something Coca-Cola signs in the Steel Mill and Disco, but I had to replay the stages and actually pay attention to the background to notice them. That probably says more about me!
So, after jumping, dashing, kicking, skateboarding and generally just bad-assing your way your through all the stages, beating the bad guys and rescuing your teacher, she thanks you with a massive hug. It must be quite a tight hug as Cokey expresses that he is struggling to breathe against the teacher’s chest, before falling to the floor, unconscious or dead, it is hard to tell how badly the boy was suffocated by his teacher’s bosom. Roll credits. Well, that was weird. Mostly just the ending. The overall game is quite enjoyable, though it does suffer from similar issues I have with Sonic games in general. Sonic games want to put an emphasis on speed, however, visibility of upcoming danger is very limited, the skateboard epitomises this perfectly, with some of them only a few meters away from something that will knock you off them. Sure, you may say that the speed element is more for people who know the stages well and it is a show of skill to blast through them. The game is short enough that is it isn’t the hardest thing to commit levels to my short-term memory to make it appear I am competent at speedrunning this game.
It is a shame that this was only released in Japan, though it was also a Game Gear game, I can't say for certain how well the Game Gear did internationally, perhaps it wouldn't have done that well. Overall, the game is quite fun, when you are not being harassed and bullied by certain enemies or failing at some of the games awkward platforming challenges. For a game that I feel only exists as a further extension of Coca-Cola’s on-going dominance of hearts, minds, screens and just anything they could try to slap their logo on, it is a fun little game to play through that doesn’t leave a bad taste in your mouth, unlike other advertising games.
I did a full Long Play on my channel, available here:
https://youtu.be/J9kF7Q5SG74
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